March 7, 2010 – 6:36 pm

I woke up in the middle of the night.  I feel a slight pinch as my penis frees itself from the sticky web of cum from an earlier masturbation session.  I notice if I position myself, head tilted toward the ceiling at a 45 degree, I get very dizzy and the room starts spinning.  I think of the many possibilities that could be contributing.  High blood pressure, being overweight, lack of sleep, various drugs, alcoholism, the medication I’m on, the ambien I use almost daily.

I try to find the bottle I’ve been sucking on, but there’s only momentary flashes of outside light. It’s some kind of twisted new boozer sport. Each flash, I look around for the split second ray of light. “Ahh…there she is, right where I left her.”

While laughing, I tilt the bottle toward oblivion, “Night Train, I’d love to meet the sick fuck who invented this shit”.    Send article as PDF   

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